marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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