: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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