I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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