I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm both gender and math confused
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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