Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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