I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
