She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Randomize
