Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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