i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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