I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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