Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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