Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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