I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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