He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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