is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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