The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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