I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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