Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
