i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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