Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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