Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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