I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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