I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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