We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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