Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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