ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
there is puke in my bra ... again
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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