We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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