So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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