how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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