that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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