Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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