I just gift wrapped bread.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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