12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
So vagazzling was a success
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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