do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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