Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
