he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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