yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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