Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
