Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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