WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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