I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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