Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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