I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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