talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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