Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
