they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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