So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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