is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You can't motorboat a personality
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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