i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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