I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She announced her abortion via fbk
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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