Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
