Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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