Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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