you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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