He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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