Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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